bearded excellence

The act of having an excellent or magnificent beard. Anyone who has a huge unkepmt beard despite what fashion dictates is practicing bearded excellence. This also goes for ungangly mustaches and bushy mutton chop sideburns.
Check out that hobo with the crazy bum beard; bearded excellence.
by Jeffy! May 10, 2005
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Power Beard

Having the power to do many things. Move things with your mind. A stroke of the Power beard and you can do anything.
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
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Beard Sniffer

Straight men who like to hang out in gay bars in hopes to hook up with the fag hags (women who hang out with gay men, aka their beard).
I don't think he's gay, he's just a beard sniffer.

Watch out for beard sniffers at gay bars, they may try to act gay just to get close to you, but they're just trying to get in your pants!
by shoe-luva May 29, 2010
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Lou's Beard

A phrase often preceded by the word "by", and used to express surprise, outrage, or excitement. Variations include "by the beard of Lou!" or "Lou's freaking beard!". Similar to the phrase "Zeus' beard!"
by SurfrChick89 January 15, 2008
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red beard

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.
Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.
by tru@ January 14, 2005
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Holiday Beard

When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.
"It's too hot to shave here, I'll just grow a holiday beard"
by Tobymono April 25, 2007
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bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.
I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave
by uban pervert June 28, 2003
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