Hot Clam Basket

A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.

I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".

by Kum-Twat August 28, 2011

Kentucky Basketball

What every Louiville fan wants, what every Tennessee fan hates, talking about every player like family, reciting statistics from teams that played before you were born, preparing for the Final Four more than a year in advance, following recruiting statistics from kids in middle school, an endless line in the bitter cold in front of Rupp arena, the staggering amount of traveling fans to any city in the Union, a sweet, soft, southern, thrill, something that can get in your blood and turn it blue, a culture so deeply entrenched within an idea that only jerseys hanging from the rafters can define it, and all of this originating in Lexington, Kentucky, but found worldwide in Big Blue faithful...Camelot, King Arthur's Court, Rome.

The word basketball cannot exist without the state of Kentucky. Kentucky Basketball is to basketball what King Arthur is to Camelot

by BluegrassWildcat May 27, 2009

University of Maryland basketball

the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.

University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.

by DudeWheresMyCar March 21, 2004

barsket

1. Uncouth interjection; term of derision, often preceded by the prefix bladi-*, i.e. bladibarsket.
2. Derived from bastard; general derogatory term.
3. An all-purpose expression of acute annoyance, as in blasted, bugger, damn, shit or fuck.

* Manglish for bloody.

1. Barsket! I'm late again! - Mother of 12.
2. That bladibarsket's been fucking around again! - Devoted but disgruntled wife/girlfriend.
3. That's strike three, you barsket! - Cop to a Californian petty thief.

by whysquare January 15, 2006

baskethandle

A slightly humerous term used instead of an insult where the intent is still to offend (often in a playful manor) when a genuine insult is not suitable, nessasary or appropriate. Often because the recipient is vulnerable or not closely familiar to the 'slinger' of the term.

(Young Child with no understanding of their vocabulary): Your a fuck head
(Man): well your a . . . err . . . baskethandle?!? :S

by person number 101 August 21, 2009

Basketball Anti-Sub Policy

The subbing policy of failures. Instead of rotating team players throughout the entire game to constantly provide the team with "fresh legs" and speed to wear the other team down, only the starters are played. With constant subbing, you will improve the skills and dynamics of the entire team. If you do not sub frequently, you aren't improving all of your players and therefore you are not coaching all of your players. Although the starters typically are the best players, after 3-4 quarters most of them look like they are going to throw up or pass out. Once the first string of players is worn down to the point of complete exhaustion, at last a coach will sub in new players. Since these players hardly ever get any play time, they are unable to meld into the team's dynamic easily. One mistake and these subs will be pulled out. Starters do not trust them because they aren't used to playing with these team mates although they too can be excellent basketball players.

So there you have it- starters die of exhaustion, new players come in, no one on the team can do anything right and the game goes to hell.

Happy coaching guys!

1st quarter:
Fan 1- Wow the players are doing great!
Fan 2- Agreed! Check out that 3 pointer!

2nd quarter:
Fan 1- Amazing defense!
Fan 2- Agreed.

3rd quarter:

Fan 1- Jeez, that girl looks like she's about to hurl.
Fan 2- Oh finally! Some subbing! GO TEAM!

4th quarter:
Fan 1- Maybe if there was some more frequent subbing, the team would be more successful in situations like this. The girls obviously aren't trusting each other since they're not used to playing with each other.

Fan 2- This is the Basketball Anti-Sub Policy at its best. We're screwed.

by RazzDazDinosaur March 14, 2012

Bracken

When you watch a significant other or family member have sex and all they see is your eyes and nose from behind the couch.

I gave my wife and dad the bracken yesterday.

by saltyxx June 27, 2022