Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

brain vomit

Nonsense spewed out of your brain.

The memos we had to write in our Capstone class was all brain vomit.

by TrancePanther October 8, 2014

WoW Brain

When you play World of Warcraft (or another video game) so long that your head hurts and you feel groggy.

Man I can't do my homework anymore. I shouldn't have played for 6 hours today... guessing I have a case of wow brain.

by Karab okama October 11, 2016

brain dart

a joint, marijuana cigarette, a grass stick, blunt.

pass that brain dart my way. you wanna roll a brain dart, or hit that 3 footer?

by backyardchaos September 15, 2009

brain rot

When someone says among us for the 90 billionth time thinking they're funny

Person 1: "Woah, sans among us!!!"
Person 2: "She's a victim of brain rot. I feel bad for her."
Doctor: "I see. I can't help her. Should we put her down?"

by heatfromfire June 19, 2022

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020

dinobot brain

A small brain with thought processes only involving large amounts of sex with trashy, lip glossed, skanky womenz with massive mammary monuments. Unable to comprehend basic internet questions but ideal for beer drinking, playing video games, and making fun of losars on the net.
WARNING: Dinobot brain results in repeated conversations with IM sexbots.

"this is beyond the ability of my tiny dinobot brain"

DINOBOT BRAIN SIDE AFFECT:
"oh hey there you little minx...you are a hot blonde 18 year old nawtie girl and you like having sex all day huh? wow you sure are hot HOLLA"

by cold March 2, 2005