Being Bradley

To pleasure one's self in their living room as seen in the cult classic BUSTED

Hey I was just being bradley today when my mom caught me.

by John Jocko October 18, 2008

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Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)

Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.

by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014

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Tight Braided

When a persons braids are so tight-- they can't think right! They are thinking/acting crazy.

Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!

OR

Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!

Or

Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided

by Housing Lady December 23, 2014