Brad Russell

Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.

“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”

“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”

by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021

Brad Ness

The property of being like bread.

Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.

Vote for Brad Ness! Bring bread back to America.

by The Bread Gals October 20, 2020

Brad Shoop

A man who does not do what he is told.
A wild man.
𝘼 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙.

Man 1: Hey you! go do that.
Brad Shoop: no u.

by Fadwingle April 10, 2022

Brad Kelly

Beware of the Brad Kelly. A muscular creature that stalks the streets of Stoke-on-Trent.

Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.

Beware of the Brad Kelly. He is a highly dangerous creature!

Beware of that man! He looks reminds me of that Brad Kelly!

by SOT BreadBin April 13, 2020

Life of Brad

Life of Brad is a series on Snapchat where Brad adds pictures to his story of himself in funny scenario. When the series first started it was about him searching for his Dad, but over time the series has changed to more of a slice of life comedy series. As of 22/03/18 there has been 1 season and the 2nd season is currently ongoing. He has had one guest star on his show so far with that being "Kermit The Frog" from "The Muppets". See his Snapchat "bradthomp13" to see Life of Brad for yourself.

Hey, did you see the latest episode of Life of Brad?

by LifeOfBradEnthusiastNumber1 May 14, 2018

brad quant

dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.

That was such a Brad Quant thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017

Brad Chenner

A group of incompetent executives who lack the intelligence, knowledge and understanding of common sense. They lack the ability to be cost effective. This is the combination of multiple names combined into one.

Wow..that douche bag just pulled a Brad Chenner. That makes no sense whatsoever!

by Bag O Douche' June 25, 2009