flying blanket

a suprise attack, vaulting oneself through the air, with intention to smother, onto an unsuspecting person or object lying prone. has been known to backfire when couch arm gets in the way.

Did you see that flying blanket Tom just tried? It came out of nowhere, and if the couch hand't hit him in the face first he might have smothered Kevin.

by Hanna Z August 18, 2005

Blue blanket

When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell

Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.

by SugmaBelles December 11, 2021

blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

by Drgizmo October 24, 2010

Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

by Hela Armon April 8, 2019

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.

Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!

by Chris Risley 80 October 8, 2014

pink blanket

When a girl sits on her partners face.

Joe: “Hey, what happened last night with Linda?”
Estabon: “She gave me a pink blanket.”
Joe: “How does your nose feel?”

by FullBlownAids February 1, 2018