blackadder

Blackadder (the comedy show) is genius, sheer unadulterated genius.

Blackadder II (the character) sums up all that is great about being English. Nasty, sarcastic, Euro-racist and doesn't suffer fools...

(During an archery practice)
Percy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund (Blackadder): No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
Percy: Oh good, I see the target is ready. (Picks up the bow) I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past me.
Edmund: Well, go to Spain. There are millions of them.
Percy: I'll advise them to stay there then. Keep their hands off our women.
Edmund: Oh God, who is she this time?
Percy: I don't know what you mean. Aah, ouch, aah. (Edmund succeeds in pilfering a letter from Percy)
Edmund: Aah, and who is Jane?
Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know. Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord.
Edmund: This is the Jane Herrington?
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin - Herrington.
Percy: I.., I think maybe there are two Jane Herringtons.
Edmund: No... Tall, blond, elegant?
Percy: Right, that's right.
Edmund: Goes like a privy door when the plague is in town? Come on, get on with your shot. You'll get over her... I did...

by Lord Flashheart November 6, 2006

black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.

An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."

by Shackleford Hurtmore November 4, 2012

the Black Parade

Originated from My Chemical Romance's album title and video clip "Welcome To The Black Parade", "the Black Parade" means "life after death" or "death" or anything similar to it. Therefore, the phrase "Join the Black Parade" means "to die".

"She joined the Black Parade last night"
Meaning: "She died last night"

"I wanna join the Black Parade"
Meaning: " I wanna die"

"See you in the Black Parade!"
Meaning: "See you in life after death!"

MCR rocks my world!! Give a cheer to all the broken!!

P/S: Gerard's smile is heavenly but Gerard's hair is fatal.
Anyway, he still got the good looks.

by heleyna-ardie-beena November 5, 2008

black fish smelling pum tun

Fresh ripe ebonic women's vaginal area. Smells like fresh salmon and tuna mixture odor.

Rahul is a black fish smelling pum tun.

by B.F S.S D,R April 3, 2010

black tooth

The drink made famous by dimebag darrell, some crown royal and a splash of coke

"shit son give me a shot of some crown royal with a splash of coke, you know a fuckin black tooth"

by Mr Wiseman January 6, 2005

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

An expression that is said when one accuses another person of that which they are equally guilty of.

Many years ago, people used to cook over an open flame using copper kettles and iron pots. The copper kettles were usually polished after every use whereas the iron pots were not and remained blackened from the soot from previous cookings. Well someone got the idea that if the iron pot were alive and it looked at a nearby copper kettle, it would see a black image. The iron pot believes it sees the image of the copper kettle when in reality, because the copper kettle was polished, what the iron pot was seeing was a reflection of itself. This symbolic phrase became associated with hypocrisy. An accuser blames someone else for having a fault when the accuser has the same fault.

Joe accuses Mark for not keeping his house clean when in reality, Joe has a messy house. Therefore, Joe is guilty of "the pot calling the kettle black".

by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011

black humour

humor that deals with unpleasant aspects of life in a bitter or ironic way

Black humour is when, for example, a man takes off his belt to hang himself, and his trousers fall down. Another example of black humour, "Suicide just isn't funny, no matter which way you slice it," is an effective satire at the way that suicide is treated in mainstream western culture, insinuating that attitudes towards suicide are even more morose or morbid than the act or mental condition leading to it.

by I.O.U. 68+1 June 11, 2006