bachina

what amos calls a vagina

Amos: I touched a girl's vagina in preschool.

by the dancing pickle January 23, 2004

bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 17, 2010

Bacharass

An ass that is so flat you can't tell where her back ends and her ass starts.

That girl would be a 10 if she didn't have a bad case of Bacharass.

by Sean Puffy January 4, 2009

bachelder

of the utmost perfection

Sean is so bachelder! I wish I was more like Sean!

by Sean Bachelder October 19, 2006

Bachelorette frog

Meme in Advice dog form, consisting of an exotic frog with a pink purple background.

The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.

ACT LIKE A WHORE

*bachelorette frog*

THEN GET PISSED AT BEING TREATED LIKE A WHORE

by 2010ends April 9, 2010

Randi ka Bachha

A person whose mother is not a whore, but fucks new guys everyday for money because she has to feed her husband who is jobless, alcoholic and cheats on her with a cow.

Kushal, you're such a Randi ka Bachha.

by Pointless guy February 19, 2020

Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by Zoeboey March 19, 2009