A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.
by Carlxyz August 9, 2012
Get the bathroom profilingmug. The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.
Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012
Get the Viktor's Bathroommug. "how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
by chuckD September 10, 2013
Get the Tombstone (the bathroom)mug. When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.
Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.
by Norman Bates' Mother January 8, 2018
Get the Bathroom Breakdancemug. by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019
Get the Carpeted Bathroommug. When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.
by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016
Get the bathroom puzzlemug. a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.
by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019
Get the bathroom burritomug.