For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.
Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022
1: wow, did you hear about what happened to bo yesterday?
2: huh? no, tell me!
3: her mum went all out and started kicking the bathroom door!
2: huh? no, tell me!
3: her mum went all out and started kicking the bathroom door!
by aesier January 30, 2018
by TheatreCrackhead September 27, 2019
In team games, the strategy of hiding and baiting your team while they are fighting and need your assistance, then continuing to play as slowly as possible. Originating from PUBG when a teammate would hide inside a bathroom during a squad battle leaving his team to die.
Player 1: "Where is player 3?! We need help"
*Players 1, 2, and 4 die and begin spectating player 3 hiding in a bathroom*
Everyone: "ahhh running the bathroom strat. I'll be back in a few minutes"
*Players 1, 2, and 4 die and begin spectating player 3 hiding in a bathroom*
Everyone: "ahhh running the bathroom strat. I'll be back in a few minutes"
by Veritas28 February 23, 2019
A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.
by Adam Pong April 17, 2014
by iabbayobr May 02, 2023
When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.
Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.
by Norman Bates' Mother January 07, 2018