A guy who has the back of a head that feels like a peanut. Has Scoliosis when he does planks. But he’s a good boy.
by Peanut legal May 26, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. by PlzDontMuteMeImSorryBabe February 5, 2020
Get the Andrewmug. A Andrew is a person who likes to get around by rolling because he stubby legs. A Andrew likes salt but cant pronounce it they say it like sort.
by Jimmy_lawlson1220 December 1, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. Your so andrew
by YOMAMAZFAV October 10, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew is a man who eats pizza with a knife and fork because he has a limp wrist and he sucks big, fat, juicy cock. He loves a good rim job from his best bud, Dylan.
You see that guy over there eating pizza with a fork and knife? Yeah that's gay Andrew. Oh, and would you just look at that! His bud, Dylan, is tossing his salad at the table.....fuckin' faggots.
by Mmmmmmmmbop June 14, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. The literal GOAT in any relationship. He will always have your back and is the nicest guy to be around. Once you meet him, he will be a friend you treasure for life. He's also the funniest guy wherever he goes and will make you laugh till you actually cannot breathe. Talented, athletic, good-looking, smart, funny, caring: what more could you want?
by Ay-Ay-Ronnie March 3, 2021
Get the Andrewmug.