Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

Alfie

A fat nonce with a fat hairy mole

Alfie is a nonce

by Adi12e November 24, 2021

Alfie

Has a really big shlong and can really last a lifetime in bed, also is very funny and everyone loves him. Very loyal and a great boyfriend, know one can compete just an all round great, sexy, muscled beast

He is an Alfie!

by Ilovealfie4life November 23, 2021

Alfie

He is a bootiful Gay boy. Yas Queen!

Alfie is gay

by ALFUOSNSISHSU July 17, 2021

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018