anti-alien

The first, last, and only line of defense against that which threatens the safety of this world. Aliens. If there is ever an attack on Earth you can bet this elite fighting team will be there. But you won't see them, you won't hear them, and you'll have no clue that they were there. But you can bet your ass the threat will be annihilated.

Dude A: Holy crap turn around dude it's friggin aliens!
Dude B: Where? I don't see any aliens you dumbass.
Dude A: Whoa! They were just here a second ago.....weird.

by z7michael7z April 09, 2005

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'Alien' Fuck

When you stick your erect penis into any kind of chest cavity.

Dude, why's the teddy bear got a belly button?
I was having an 'Alien' fuck mate.

by Carbon_Waster April 29, 2011

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Alien wang

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"we cum in peace"

I had a nice jucy alien wang in my lunch

by wolfen26 October 04, 2009

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alien blowjob

An alien blowjob is a blowjob of such high quality that the receiver may describe it as ‘out of this world’.

“Last night I hooked up with this chick who gave an alien blowjob, bro, I was shaking!”

by Scorpio gal June 23, 2019

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available alien

It's the opposite of a "busy bee". It is said that the term originates from the story of an Indian boy who is residing in England during Christmas. While all the locals are busy celebrating Christmas, the boy has nothing on his calendar and is available to meet anyone at this time. He feels alienated and hence the term "available alien".

Note that unlike the term "available ass", there is no sexual connotation here.

Katy: Hey Dhruv, are you available on the 22nd of December to meet? That is the only day I have free on my diary?
Dhruv: Yeah, I can meet anytime. I am totally an available alien.

by dhruvc November 20, 2016

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