Panis attack

When a panic attack occurs and that little piece of flub on you kind of goes BLEH.

Yesterday i had a panis attack and i was on the floor R-O-T-F-L-O-L-I-N-G while watching the Little Mermaid 2.

by The Mascarafier March 12, 2009

Ass Attack

the sudden attack of the anus

joey planned a stealthy ass attack

by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006

Ass Attack

the runs, diarrhea

after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack

by moi December 8, 2003

Mac Attack

A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.

A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.

Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?

Conway - What you got planned?

Laurence - A Mac Attack what else

Conway - Count me and the boyz in bro'

by The OG Mac Attacker January 25, 2011

Stack-attacked

When a girl is either physically,mentally, verbally,emotionally,or spiritually attacked by a guy that she loves.He purposefully stacks up the abusive tactics in order to vent,entertain himself,and his friends,or to because he might be mad because he might be hiding a secret,have childhood issues,or he is manipulating for control.He will never apologise ever...and he thinks he is perfect.Its too bad because he might have been a really great guy otherwise.

"I can't believe that I have allowed myself to be "Stack-Attacked" for four years by him because I loved him so much!"

by Sweethearted December 26, 2019

Text Attack

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.

"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."

by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013

Franic-attack

When you get overwhelmed by a crazy amount of chaotic energy and can't contain yourself. It usually happens late at night or after consuming copious amounts of sugar/caffeine! It is more likely to occur in people whose name starts with Fran.

Person 1: Do you see that girl running in wonky circles and singing? What is she doing?!
Person 2: She must be having a franic-attack!

by Banannie777 January 30, 2022