by Mystro1974 June 11, 2006

by Heather RT February 21, 2009

When suffering from ‘The shits’ and ones only option for freedom is to wedge toilet paper in between your arse cheeks.
Couldn't get off the bog the other day and had to be out for half past. Had to Bunny Tail it so I wasn't late
by Danlarr90 February 20, 2019

by YellowFeverAisle22 August 16, 2009

by Zane Edsel February 10, 2020

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.
by Boohaha September 11, 2012

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.
me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?
you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!
you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!
by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016
