A kid who will show his asss hole during beer pong! Also someone that will have the hambuger meat all hangin out. The kid that goes to Lollipops with the Madre. Jas the bad mutha fucka known to man kind. A kid who's a straight thug.
by bawlstotheleft May 04, 2010
That guy with really nice hair and works at Starbucks. He's also really talented but you would really never know. Kinda like Alex from target but better. He tends to wear hats.
by The illuminati24601 January 21, 2015
by Preston The King Returns gang November 25, 2019
Pull a John Preston is the act of single-handedly fucking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare goddamned fists. It doesn't matter what you use because you're such a badass the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.
An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"
"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."
"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."
"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
by Yeret February 09, 2015
Also known as the whores by the shore or the preston prostitutes, Preston has a good view and is full of girls that will call you on your bs. They all date salesian guys bc they wanna look cute w. the blue hoodies and most girls have daddy issues.
by j234tyo March 11, 2019
What is the band playing That Cunt from Preston!
Around people who don't like the word Cunt it can be said That Guy from Preston
Around people who don't like the word Cunt it can be said That Guy from Preston
by Far Ken Hell August 29, 2019
Sean Preston Federline is Britney Spears' oldest son.
His father is Kevin Federline.
He is called Preston.
He was born on September 12th 2005 in Los Angeles.
He has 2 older siblings and 1 younger sibling.
1 older half brother, Kaleb and 1 older half sister, Kori on his father's side.
And 1 younger brother Jayden James (called Jayden or J.J).
His father is Kevin Federline.
He is called Preston.
He was born on September 12th 2005 in Los Angeles.
He has 2 older siblings and 1 younger sibling.
1 older half brother, Kaleb and 1 older half sister, Kori on his father's side.
And 1 younger brother Jayden James (called Jayden or J.J).
Sean Preston Federline is so adorable!
by Friday BritneyFan September 08, 2009