Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey

Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!

by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017

gook ham

when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.

Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."

by Sprant Burjong September 22, 2009

dangly ham

a womans vaginal lips

wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham

by dangerousdan0698 December 27, 2007

Ham in the valley

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).

We finally put his ham in the valley last night!

by Pooo69 March 1, 2017

Ham Ring

The anus. The bunghole. The sphincter.

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

panty ham

1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.

Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009

chipped ham

A type of Deli meat that can only be found in Western Pennsylvania. It is supremely thinly sliced ham. Origninally made by Isaly's.

Lots of people in Pittburgh like chipped ham sandwiches.

by schizoartist November 2, 2004