wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

No Diddy

You’re not gay or a pedophile.

Yo bro your ass kinda fat, No diddy.
Bro that kid cute as hell, no diddy.

by Dolzie May 19, 2024

No Diddy

A set of words used at the end of a sentence to explicitly state that whatever you just did, said, or witnessed, no matter how gay, ISNT gay. As long as you say ‘No Diddy’ at the end it commutes whatever gay stuff has been done.

Mike P: Bro I’m tryna eat 5 guys right now, No Diddy.
Al: Bro you saved yourself there. Let’s go grub

by RSC IG Chat March 24, 2024

No Diddy

A method to address any suggestions of h***sexuality or deviation from traditional gender norms in conversation.

“I love you man,No Diddy”

by GR!MY_Xii March 27, 2024

diddy party

a pedophile party

anthony ruffini is literally having a diddy party tonight

by anthonyruffinibighesthater May 12, 2024

no diddy

A recent slang term used primarily online, similar to "no homo" but referencing the rapper Sean Combs (also known as Puff Daddy or Diddy). It's used to clarify that a previous statement isn't meant to have any homosexual connotations.

Man, that hug with my homie lasted forever. No diddy, just bros showing love.

by coroxovooc March 30, 2024

no diddy

Used to distance oneself from any statements or actions that might be perceived as having a romantic or sexual undertone, especially of a homoerotic nature. It's a fresh spin on "no homo," cleverly riffing on the name of the rapper P. Diddy and the various spicy rumors and accusations that have floated around him over the years.

"Hey brah, your biceps are looking swole! No Diddy, but you've been hitting the gym hard, on god!"

by mmgbito May 23, 2024