The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019
Get the Zach mug.A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.
by user9173 October 20, 2019
Get the Zach mug.Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
Get the Zach mug.A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(
Zach’s a faggot
A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(
Zach’s a faggot
by Bigger boy joe October 30, 2019
Get the Zach mug.Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.
Zach touched me again
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by thefatyy November 5, 2017
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