DJ Yoda

A very cool guy who is very friendly and does NOT doxx, extort, or DDoS. DJ Yoda is usually found sitting in a discord VC channel or talking in the most degenerate of servers.

Comgirl: euuagh *snorts e-drugs* whos up for esex guys
fat discord mod: me!!
Comgirl: i would NEVER do it with you! DJ Yoda can e-hit me from the back though!!

by sugaraddictedNEET December 12, 2023

dabbing yoda

go fuck yourself, i hate you and im better than you in every way possible.

Yesterday I texted Erick a Dabbing Yoda

by IssaBroode March 7, 2019

yoda cloud

You are straining so hard to make a fart come out, basically using the force to release gas from your rectum. Small in size but has a powerful smell. Once this fart is mastered you will end up unlocking the path to immortality. This fart led to the fall of the Galactic Republic.

The Yoda cloud is a fart that can change the universe.

by Mr.TrollNDaNTaNet March 18, 2019

yoda on the back

When a man peforms anal sex regardless of the flexibility of the anus.

Reference to Yoda riding Luke Skywalker's back on Dagobah on Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

I had to give her a Yoda on the back:

"It's not going to fit."
"Do or do not; there is no try."

by the_lopes August 14, 2018

Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 8, 2019

Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019

Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.

It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??

by QuacksO August 24, 2022