Yogurt Slinger

When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock
wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket
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Greek Yogurt

General term for whatever the heck they're talking about when you don't know what it is but don't want to admit it.
Neil was trying to impress the girl so he smiled and nodded and consumed the Greek Yogurt, hoping she wouldn't recognize his naivete.
by -bones October 11, 2008
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Greek yogurt

Girls favourite food and or word.
Omg lets go get our Greek yogurts done!
by Julia Sage November 08, 2014
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hot yogurt

hot yogurt has two distinct meanings in which a person or situation can be described. the slang hot yogurt comes from the premise that cold yogurt is tasty and we really want it, but when hot it develops bacteria and this is bad for us to eat even though yogurt is so good.

hot yogurt thus describes a) people who either think they are hot, and act like they are hot, when really they are disgusting, or b) it describes a person or situation that we really want, but in the end is bad news.

a) "man! that woman with the kid thinks she is so hot. look at her wearing those booty shorts, and a belly top! she weighs atleast 200 pounds! she is hot yogurt!"

b) "I really wanted to do another line of coke, but i can't deal with that kind of hot yogurt!"
by kyle green October 14, 2007
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Frozen yogurt

When someone defecates both sperm and feces at the same time. Thus looking like the twist option from frozen yogurt machines.
"sure she enjoyed the orgy, but now she was leaving frozen yogurts in the toilet"
by deyf January 09, 2008
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Filthy yogurt

A slang term used to describe semen, cum, ejaculation,
Honey please, when you come home from whoring yourself at least have enough respect to wipe that filthy yogurt that's hanging off your chin before coming into the house. You know how your father just hates it when it falls into his coffee when you go to give him a hug.

What up foo! Didn't you hear, they just opened up that new filthy yogurt stand up on crenshaw. Fo shizzle...no shit sucka!
Yo, I say we head ova there right now boyee! I hear all the honey's be up at that spot, big tits and all sporting fine ass filthy yogurt moustaches!

Let's roll you sucka ass busta.

That's it! I had enough susan! I'm putting my foot down...this is where I draw the line. There's no way in hell I'm letting anyone give me a filthy yogurt, I don't care how good my skin will look! There's a fine line between beautiful skin and dirty whore, and I ain't having it.

Hey holmes, I took care of that punk that was messing with your sister. "Really, what happened?" So this guy was taking all types of shit, so me and a couple of my homeboy's did a drive by and we all gave him a filthy yogurt he'll never forget! Trust me it'll take weeks for him to remove all those stains we left on him.
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throat yogurt

semen from a man's penis;milky like substance used to target a females chin;
Hey Liz do you want some throat yoghurt in ur face?
Yes please Nigel try and hit my chin
by Nigel&Scott August 01, 2005
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