Ukrainian Fire-Hose

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine
-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.
by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013
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Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
by M J R May 04, 2005
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Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
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hose monster

A well-endowed man with an ample amount of sexual prowess.
Dan banged seven different girls in one night. What a hose monster!
by perf August 27, 2003
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Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
by Ethan Stark December 08, 2005
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hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"
by frenzical July 08, 2009
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Psycho Hose Beast

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
by Bewesy December 11, 2003
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