Coming down with a case of the Winonas

A phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. Derived from Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting scandal.

Kay: "Hey, do you wanna go to Abercrombie after school???"
May: "I thought you couldn't afford their clothes."
Kay: "Well, I think I may be coming down with a case of the Winonas..."
May: "Ohhh, you're BAD. But sure, I'll come."

by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008

Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.

I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Winning

"Winning" -verb. To be high on meth; Tweaking.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary

See also:

Tiger Blood
Goddess or Goddesses
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen can make love to his Goddesses for days if he's winning on Tiger Blood.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

Bi-winning

To win here and win there; not to be confused with bi-polar.

Chad: Wow Charlie Sheen just went on a 36 hour cocaine bender. He must be bi-winning.
Paul: Yeah he makes Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy eyed armless children. He's got tiger blood man.

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by brochillbro March 18, 2011

Bi-Winning

1. What you are when you're Charlie Sheen, but not bipolar

2. What you are when you're probably bipolar but don't know it yet

Interviewer: You were seen with a suitcase full of cocaine, you are dating two porn stars at once, and you have an penchant for going on the radio and saying things like "fire-breathing fists" Are you bipolar?

You: No, I'm bi-winning.

by SoZn March 17, 2011

bi-winning

Verb:

1. Win times two.

2. Win squared.

3. Double win.

4. Ultimate win.

I'm not bipolar. I’m bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.

by Hial Nor March 18, 2011

🦠₁₉ is winning and 🤥₄₅ is losing.

When the numbers of infections and deaths in the US are surging, while Donald J. Trump’s poll numbers are heading south, when it should be the other round if he was not obsessed with his re-election prospects and valued human lives.

When a corrupt and inept president, who puts profits and polls above principles and people, has a cavalier attitude vis-à-vis his diehard supporters, most of whom refuse to wear a mask and to practice social distancing at his political rallies, considering that he himself flirted with death after he tested positive for the coronavirus—it is no surprise that 🦠₁₉ is winning and 🤥₄₅ is losing.

by MathPlus October 17, 2020