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Steven is one of the gayest mofos in the world. He shoots his shots on guys
I’m Steven and I like dicks in my mouth yum.
by Himynameiswhat! April 11, 2019
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Anyone name steven has a Katana dick
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Ugly,Dumb,Annoying Madly in love with A Julia. He is very funny and you will always want to be his friend. He is very athletic and good at making people happy if you’re name is Julia then you belong with him. He dosnt like is parents at all he thinks there annoying and he has great tast in music
Guy1:Damn look at that funny guy
Guy2: that’s Steven
by Steven Impastato April 11, 2018
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Stevens are normally blond with blue eyes. The average height of a Steven is six feet tall. Stevens tend to be loud, funny, and caring. If he sees a friend hurt he will immediately run by their side and not leave until they feel better. Most Stevens wear glasses but for get to wear them. They are very sweet and always stand up for what is right. They are not afraid to speak their minds. A Steven is not someone who develops a crush on the first girl (or guy) they see. They tend to go after people with dark hair and dark eyes. They also like it when their crush is shorter than them so they have to go on their tippy-toes to kiss them. The ideal type for a Steven is someone who is kind, but knows how do defend people. Someone who is crazy and cheerful, but secretly hurting inside. Stevens tend to only fall in love once, so if you every get the opportunity to date a Steven, DO NOT screw up!
Shaylen: "Hey, who's that really tall blond kid?"
Zoe: "Hm? Oh, yeah, that's...that's Steven." (>///<)
Shaylen: "Do you know if he's single? Damn, he's a snacc!"
Zoe: "Sorry, he's taken."
Shaylen: "By who?! One way or another that boy will be mine!"
Zoe:"...Hi, I'm Zoe. His girlfriend."
by adf00tp May 23, 2018
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Omg!!! He's steven
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The last name of badass people. you probably shouldn't mess with these people because they will slaughter your family and leave them on meat hooks for the police to find. most of them tend to have a darker skin complexion
That stevens kid is super badass
by IL0V3NIGG3rC0cK May 24, 2018
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The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.
Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?

everyone: no one fucking cares
by owen eddy March 19, 2018
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