Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by уour mum April 2, 2025

by rainbowJFS March 5, 2021

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?
by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.
Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.
Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.
Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm
Person 2: What the fuck mate?!
Person 2: What the fuck mate?!
by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023
