hefty wanker

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015

Serial Wanker

Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.

The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.

Terry is a serial wanker, he sits at his computer all day wanking and playing WoW

by Mesie December 30, 2010

Bag Wanker

The person who is at the front of the queue for the ride, takes everybody's bags and puts them away and therefore, a wanker!

Luke Austyn you're at the front of the queue, BAG WANKER!
Austyn :(

by EndlessDayz February 20, 2013

Wanker phone

A mobile phone with many unnecessary features, usually used by businessmen, or wankers, also people who think they are cool, usually a sign of a small penis. Proper wanker phones will be operated by means of a stylus, or "wanker stick".

A blackberry, what a wanker phone.

by eltankos January 27, 2009

Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Fat Wanker

1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.

2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.

Mike Ashley is a Fat Wanker

by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 7, 2010

iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'

1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.

by j4k3y July 11, 2011