Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 5, 2022

Wrench Riker

A name you would call someone in a friendly way.

You Wrench Riker

by PepperpedeFan December 11, 2022

Adjustable Wrench

The tool commonly known as a Nut Fucker.

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.

by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023

Pipe wrenching

The act of ejaculating with a pipe wrench via twisting it as if tightening a bolt

“Bro was pipe wrenching like crazy”
*cranking sounds ensues*

by Spartan#3223 April 22, 2024

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off

man, I wanna wrench your pipe.

by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024

Turn wrenches

To be a mechanic by trade.

I turn wrenches for a living.

by Triptonic47 July 6, 2022