Friend

Something i have none of

Peep 1:whos she?*points at me
Peep 2: the girl with no friends
Peep 3 and 1: oh okay

by Philtrash1 June 2, 2019

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you have no friends loser

Imagine having no friends, L.

by iamsuperior April 14, 2021

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Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011

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A “Friend” is someone who you can open up to, someone who talks to you frequently and hangs out with you. A Friend is someone who texts you to check on you to see if you’re doing good. If you know someone who isn’t like any of these then they’re considered an acquaintance, not a friend.

Personally I don’t have any friends. I consider them acquaintances. They never text me, want to hang out, and never check up on me.

by Yvngdaggerdixk July 22, 2019

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SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)

YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,

WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

The greatest show to ever exist.

Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.

by Kalfy October 6, 2018

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