stinge watch

To deliberately delay watching multiple episodes of a television series on a streaming service in order to extend the time in which you watch the series and fully enjoy each episode.
I am definitely going to stinge watch the next season of Ted Lasso, it's so good it has to be savored.
by chrsryn November 25, 2021
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bro-watch

The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.
Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.
by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015
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Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
by 1staid June 3, 2011
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suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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bae-watch

The action of waiting for the relationship statuses to change from in relationship to single in hopes of securing that newly single person for yourself.
I'm about to bae-watch that chick Tina. I would love to get a chance to date her.
by relationship lurker July 26, 2016
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Bagging The Watch

1PE: It's 11:45 and NO RELIEF yet, what the FUCK gives?

2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.

1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.
by Not Crew "D" June 26, 2008
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