Victim

Everybody seems to want to be the victim, so you have store owners that think they should be allowed to tell people to wear a mask, or not allow people in their stores, when really they're already allowed to do that, it's the customer who goes to jail.

Everybody seems to want to be the victim, even the government which is now taking/stealing change from people and saying theres a coin/cash shortage through the treasury.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2020

Innocent Victim

Bass Jam

Innocent victim killed it last night!

by The libertarian Oracle February 24, 2022

Victim brag

To publicly celebrate, highlight, brag about how one (or one's group) was victimized by others.

The greater the harm to the victim, the more notable the brag. The more perpetrators who did the harm, the more notable the brag.

There's john victim bragging again about how his teachers in high school wronged him by giving him tests that were too hard!

by Human Peacocking May 19, 2023

Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.

Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.

by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024

victim boner

A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.

The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.

by possiblyben February 24, 2019

Special Victims Breakdown

The act of bursting into the Law and Order Special Victims Unit Theme song, usually by humming or singing.

We saw a sketchy guy run into an alley, made eye contact, and dropped a Special Victims Breakdown. "dumm dumm dumm dumm dumb dimmm eoooo dum dumm DUM DUM"

by Nickikillz August 10, 2013

academic victim

A person that is taking classes and is miserably failing them despite their best effort. Therefore becoming a victim of their own failures within the class.

“ thought I was an academic weapon turns out I’m an academic victim”

by Shock therapy needed February 2, 2024