Referring to a half velociraptor half "Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived" John Stamos, otherwise known as the Most dazzling creature to ever roam the Earth.
Oh dear god the raptor fences are down, lets just pray we dont run into a velocistamos for if we do he will swoon us with his devilish charm...then eat us.
by JLAT March 19, 2011
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A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.
by rwrecks September 10, 2015
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Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.
by Farmertone September 22, 2015
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Bob: Be careful man, Velociratchets are known to prowl in these areas, most of the time in packs.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.
by Farmertone October 4, 2015
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by Brandon Obtien April 7, 2017
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