A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 23, 2021

The shit site to find what's not true.
Mom: "I just found out that reading books cause cancer!"
Me: "What the fuck- where'd you get that from"
Mom: " I just found out this website called "Urban Dictionary" that tells you random shit! "
Mom: "I just found out that reading books cause cancer!"
Me: "What the fuck- where'd you get that from"
Mom: " I just found out this website called "Urban Dictionary" that tells you random shit! "
by SomeRand0m._kid0nTheInternet._ November 22, 2022

by DEUCE+TURD March 22, 2018

by Redsoxsuck04 August 21, 2014

by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

Dear Urban Dictionary:
Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.
Thanks.
Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.
Thanks.
- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

UrbanDictionaryception
by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019
