shut up turd face

what to tell someone who is trying to wake u up, or what u tell someone who is getting on your nerves

Jason: Wake up baby
Rachel: Shut up Turd Face!!!!!

by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005

Shut up and drink your moonshine

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.

After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

by ornjoos January 7, 2012

shut up the fuck you must

What Yoda says to make ppl shut the fuck up

dipshit sith... shut up the fuck you must!

by eweee September 21, 2005

shut up your mom's gay

A classic comeback to halt someone you don't want or care to hear.

Person you don't care to hear: so i was at school today and I wa-
You: shut up your mom's gay
Person you don't care to hear: ...(silence)

by andbow03 February 21, 2018

National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

shut up baby, i know it

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

by anon55 August 28, 2006