Ultimate Milkshake

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Yooo boys sally and I had a ultimate milkshake last night ;)

by @yert August 3, 2019

The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.

"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron

by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020

the ultimate finish

The act of having sex with someone and when you finish, you slit there throat after you finish

I was role playing with my wife. My role was a convicted murderer. So when I finished. I grabbed a knife and killed her.
That's what gave me the ultimate finish.

by Tardotheassmonkey June 23, 2017

Ultimate Karen

A white woman who works for a law enforcement agency and calls in trivial complaints on her off days

An Ultimate Karen is a white lady who works for the Sheriff’s Office and called in on her day off to report an old man for blocking her driveway with his car

by CabooseMJ November 11, 2022

ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020