Cold Turkey

Without preparation. First used in correlation with withdrawl from an addictive substance in the 1920s with regards to heroin addiction. The idea being that "cold turkey" is a food that requires little to no preparation to eat - hence doing something "cold turkey" means the action will be done without preparation & immediately. Also connected to the notion that the symptoms of withdrawl from many substances include cold sweats (moisture), and sallow skin - much like that of a cold, dead, turkey.

He gave up his vice the old fashioned way....by going cold turkey.

by narydict December 2, 2005

Turkish Shotgun

When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.

Bitch kept resisting my attemps at a dutch oven so I got her with the turkish shotgun instead.

by MasterBaiter69 July 19, 2016

Cold Turkey

A way to quit smoking. Just by simply not smoking and not using any products to help you with the process. Usually is extremely painful and freaking annoying as hell.

Dude, my bro quit smoking Cold Turkey style, that took a damn long time.

by kiss.de.mort March 16, 2005

Turkey Slummin'

After gorging on a Thanksgiving feast, distastefully exposing your entire family, including your grandma, to the perverse joys of urbandictionary.com

Sibling 1: Hey wasn't it hilarious last night when mom guessed the definition of arabian goggles on her first attempt?

Sibling 2: Ya, that was awesome. We were totally Turkey Slummin' it.

by my mom's child December 24, 2007

turkish sundae

While you are taking a hot steamy shower you rip ass. Along with that stank ass fart you have a small explosion of shit that sprays all over the walls, wife or husband.

steamy hot turkish sundae

by Cbeck512 August 2, 2009

Turkish Saturday

A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.

I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.

by Fausto55 November 24, 2009

turkey baps

turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time

guy: hey did you see them turkey baps?
girl: yeah its becky :)

jordan is awesome

by jksmithmate April 19, 2010