tucker max drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

by somerandomdude April 21, 2006

tucker slap

when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.

Yeah, I tucker slapped her...

by Dean McGinness May 17, 2005

Drink Tickets

Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.

"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

Selling tickets

1) To tell lies, fabricate story, or express untruths

2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.

Jack: Yeah dude, I was just chilling with some fine bitties last night

Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..

Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah

Joe: Hahahahaha

Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying

by VKNY April 17, 2008

tucker otterson

A cruel killing machine also known as " pig fucker " see " wild justice ", episode " born to kill " on Nat geo

That sick fucker tucker otterson filmed himself killing a pig with a sword then had intercourse with the dead body , he really is a pig fucker.

by stdnasty February 3, 2013

Meal ticket

A wealthy rich man, who is usually used by a younger more attractive woman

The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because he’s her meal ticket

by Bernie Lomax May 7, 2019

Tucked in

The act of knocking someone out so badly they are snoring on the ground.

That Joe kid got straight tucked in when he tried to step to me last night.

by A-Mac911 February 23, 2009