Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016
Get the Rusty Trumpetmug. an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.
See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.
by Baba Gaga June 3, 2010
Get the low trumpetmug. by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020
Get the cheese trumpetmug. When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018
Get the Canadian trumpetmug. The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...
by Micky Willy January 19, 2014
Get the Bellend trumpetmug. While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...
by Gostevego January 1, 2021
Get the nutty trumpetmug. When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
by OrchardThief August 8, 2016
Get the Tennessee Trumpetermug.