Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...

by Micky Willy January 19, 2014

Trumpet 2020

A Word To Make Fun Of Or Mock Trump Supporters

Trumpet 2020...In A Grave Lol

by That Atheist Lesbian November 1, 2020

Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014

Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet

Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !

by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016

Trumpet gremlin

One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard

Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.

by 7z7z7ko November 23, 2022

Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.

Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

by OrchardThief August 8, 2016

nutty trumpet

While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...

Last night was awesome, she gave me a nutty trumpet!

by Gostevego January 1, 2021