Trophy wife

A female who will take all your money and cheat with your neighbors husband while you're at work.

My dad thought he upgraded when he found a trophy wife

by Chinchilla February 15, 2017

Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.

At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.

by WolfmanChi May 31, 2016

SCFFL Prestigious Trophy

Sense 2003 the Prestigious Trophy is the highest award given to the SCFFL Champion.
Many have tried, most have failed...
For those who fail, the hunger kills them, and the chase continues.

To be able to hold the Prestigious Trophy is a honor that few have had, and all Want....
Any give Sunday can make or break the chase.

So bow down to the Champ, for that is all you are allowed to call him for a Year...

SCFFL Prestigious Trophy is the only important SoCal Fantasy football championship award...

by K27 aka KingDingaling February 26, 2010

Trophy Shot

When one owns an extensive trophy case of dozens of empty alcohol bottles, draining the last few drops from every bottle to mix a formidable drink.

"John was desperate for alch last night, so he did a trophy shot in the kitchen. He almost vommed!"

by coldwontrise August 14, 2009

Assist Trophies

The premise of Super Smash Bros. It is cleverly disguised by Nintendo characters in an orgy.

Godammit, fucking blue pikmin again!!! Give me cranky kong, assholes!!!!

Billy :"I just unlocked all the Assist Trophies yesterday, without hax"
Bobo :"Dude, calm down"

by Dr.Dildo February 09, 2017

Participation Trophy Wife

A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.

She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.

by NachoLibreAZ May 05, 2014

Clown Heisman Trophy

Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.

Announcer: “And the winner of the 2020 Clown Heisman Trophy is _______”

by niteflyer March 18, 2020