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The Cuzzmuda Triangle

The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.
Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.
by Cuzzmaster July 9, 2020
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Brittney triangle

Brittney Tetrahedron Effect Aka "Brittney triangle"
the action of three educated women forming an unbreakable triangle partaking in a recreational marijuana hotbox in a confined space prefebly a Ford f-250 during the evening while camping.
"hey ladies, how about we find a place to do a little brittney triangle!
dude, our wife's were all over the brittney last night, there formation was unbreakable!
by leolion1978 July 1, 2018
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Dick Triangle

When a woman is down on her knees surrounded by three dicks. This forms a triangle.
by Next door shaman January 17, 2022
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Guardian Triangle

When Guardian Angels have been taken over by floating triangles, in which only spiritual people can see.

They come in transparent, glowing colours of blue and green. They contain faces and angel wings, and their role is that of a normal guardian angel...except they're triangles.
Spiritual child: "May your Guardian Triangle watch over you."

Pedestrian: "So my guardian angel is a triangle now?"
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
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burmuta triangle

When a girl is in the center and there are three or more guys circle jerking to her in a triangular formation
We just burmuta triangle'd Jessica last night
by KoalaTea May 14, 2015
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Pink Triangled

When a guy falls for a female only to then find out she is lesbian. This is especially the case when the chemistry between the pair in question is seemingly quite strong.
Devon: Yeah so after she took me out to china town for lunch, studying in her room, and doing a yoga class together...she told me she was a lesbian.
Arthur: That's harsh man
Devon: I was totally pink triangled! I haven't felt this close to a girl in years!
by Zeke63 July 14, 2013
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Triangle of Vulgarity

1. When an Asian, Puerto Rican and Black man decide to have a Skype call, and browse the internet together.

2. When pictures of collard greens are exchanged.
"Oh my god look at that ass clit! Ewwww this turned me off pussy for good."

"You guys are such a Triangle of Vulgarity...."
by TriangleFOOOOOOO November 18, 2011
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