A trevor story is one that has absolutely no importance or significance to anyones life, or day or anything at all but is still called out in a way that makes the audience feel like it is about to be a highly entertaining/important story when it in fact is actually not and provides a large sense of boredome and wasted time for the listener(s)
So I have to tell you something really important, okay well the other day my dog gace me the head nod it was really really funny... oh my god i just told a trevor story didn't I? Dammit.
by banananana916 June 4, 2009
Get the A Trevor Storymug. An amazing quarterback that the Jets could have got, but they won a game and now the Jaguars will get him.
by Riot_9000 December 21, 2020
Get the Trevor Lawrencemug. The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.
"I'm never going camping again suzy"
"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
by Nate lowry January 3, 2010
Get the The Trevor Tuckermug. by Naughty Duramax January 28, 2019
Get the Trevor Noahmug. Lead singer/screamer of the "band' Pacific Skyline. He is a "scene kid' that dropped out of beauty school and can not take criticism. He bases his band's success on how many likes they get on facebook, which result from the constant whoring of themselves everywhere. He claims that his band is "the best on the coast" and that the band will get them somewhere and has been saying this for years. The only I place I see them going is nowhere fast. The band has only played one live show and got boo'd off the stage, but still claim these things. He has no job, is always bumming off of people, and says that Haters do not phase him, but if you post anything negative/disagreeing/criticizing about his band you get block forever on facebook. Basically, he needs to grow up, stop thinking this band will make him famous, and get a life. His name can be used in instances where you are in a situation facing something/one you don't like so you run away from the problem. You can use his last name if his full name does not work.
Man, if you don't stop hating on me I'm going to 'Trevor Cardone' you!
I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.
I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.
by A watcher who watches. September 23, 2011
Get the Trevor Cardonemug. A godlike being who is seen as a tortoise, he has complete control of everything and is immune to every attacks no matter what it does he can manipulate reality to his will and can destroy universes with ease. He is extremely lazy and has no care for anything but has an immense of IQ and fighting experience and can just step on you and you will die. Trevor is also an extremely large tortoise that has a thicc shell around him.
Trevor The Tortoise is a cool guy.
I wanna be like Trevor The Tortoise but I cannot because he is too godlike and overpowered.
I wanna be like Trevor The Tortoise but I cannot because he is too godlike and overpowered.
by TestudoRex August 29, 2021
Get the Trevor The Tortoisemug. Pulling a Trevor is failing at masterbation. Not only do you fail masterbation, you fail at such high extremes you displease crhulhu, shreck, and the high king gaben. Pulling a Trevor consists of accidentally plugging the AUX chord for your sterio into your laptop while watching porn. Not only do you blast porn at the loudest setting possible, you shut your laptop preventing yourself from turning down the volume. In an attempt to prevent your parents from hearing, you open your window and crawl onto the roof fully aroused in a bathrobe.
by Joshjameshawk April 15, 2015
Get the pulling a trevormug.