To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021

by John Bakalis September 29, 2008

A Total Maniac is someone who tries way too hard to come off like a punk rock sleazeball. They perform a corny caricature of 'sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll', only when they don't have to be in the office tomorrow. A particular breed of "weekend warrior", from the poser genus.
by vaughnun June 13, 2023

totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.
by Blob the bi frog god December 10, 2022

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”
by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.
Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.
Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee
by Whopsie April 13, 2011
