That bitch is being such a Tolya.
by Poopintime August 5, 2016
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A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
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Noun: Jogging or sweatpants worn as a replacement for actual pants when going outside of ones home to an establishment.
by xpimpbotx April 28, 2016
Get the Toledo Pants mug.When the factors that be align in perfect harmony, to suggest the opportune moment to give thanks and praises to jah through burning of the ganj.
Phone Call:
Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?
Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.
Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.
Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?
Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.
Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.
by mikemcspleefy February 29, 2008
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by Oignon September 20, 2009
Get the Topley mug.A poor excuse for a post-secondary school. While located in the nicest part of central-city Toledo (that ain't saying much), it still cannot deny its strong ghetto heritage. It is a very diverse school that is pretty representative of Greater Toledo (which can be a plus) with lots of Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos. The school is however open admission and will take any retard that can find money for tuition. It has earned its nickname "Bancroft High" fully.
"Man, I don't know what I want to do with my life....I think I'll just go to UT and get high and hit up the clubs downtown."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."
"Brother, you'd be better off with a St. John's degree than one from UT."
by C-Dawg Njaim April 19, 2005
Get the University of Toledo mug.A combination of an alligator and a torpedo. It has it's teeth removed, and then loaded into an attack submarine. At this time it is fired from the submarine in a torpedo-like fashion, fast and powerful. With it's de-teethed mouth, it eats all the broccoli in the ocean.
"Holy Toledo!!"
by littleman794 September 13, 2012
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