In The Bed Moment

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.
"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."
by Ncmo December 18, 2009
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surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.
Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.
by Agent 445 July 18, 2017
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emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna on emmas bed while GK is hooking up with katie and hanna
mason wtf man why are you fingering her on emmas bed
by emmajudd April 11, 2021
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Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.
1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."
by ppg436 July 04, 2010
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Bed Bash

The act of discussing someone's sex life behind their back. Similar to kiss and tell.
I'm not one to bed bash, but Adam is so shit in the sack, we fucked for 2 hours and I never came. smh.
by D4Nt3c011iN$ June 25, 2020
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Mega Bed

a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.
“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”
by StinkyPete007 August 04, 2012
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alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities
"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"
by Castro__ March 01, 2010
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