by Catfish Barry January 21, 2018

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”
Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.
Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.
by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

I tried hookin’ up with this chick because my friends told me she was real tight but turns out she had a thick thurkey. Her name was Selma.
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