Sink cake

The unfortunate result after a delicious ice cream cake has melted too much to retain it's shape. The cake is moved to the sink and continues to be eaten with a spoon. Often occurs after people are too drunk to remember to put the cake someplace cold.

Dude 1: That cake was delicious! Got any more?

Dude 2: It's in the sink. It was melting all over the counter. Here's a spoon. Have some more.

Dude 1: Hmmmm, sink cake is awesome =

by Korz February 22, 2010

Heart Sink

What happens to a doctor when a ne'er do well walks into the surgery. His or her heart feels like like it has sunk or failed and joy trickles away.

He felt his heart sink when the patient walked in for the hundredth time with the same problem.

by Miss_Haversham February 26, 2022

Sink the sausage

Putting the penis into the vagina. Australian slang popularised by the fictional character Barry McKenzie.

I invited her back for a quick session of sink the sausage.

by AlanofAdelaide July 1, 2014

Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.

-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."

by Cama Zots February 4, 2009

Sink The Pony

To have sexual intercourse.

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.

by DaveyQ August 24, 2010

Turn on the sink

Used when preparing to tell a secret or something no one else needs to know about.

"Ayo, turn on the sink, i got a kilo in the car."

by Gee dang it May 10, 2019

Sinking Baskets

To stick one's own dick in their ass. The protrusion of balls from out the ring of the anus, appearing similar to midshot sinking a basketball in a hoop.

Did you hear what Rick got up to last night? I heard he tried Sinking Baskets and couldn't reach.

by Yui Dictionary June 17, 2021