pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

moldy pond

A derogatory term for a female’s genital area suggesting that it smells and is moist and dirty.

I heard Donna’s got a moldy pond.

by Jagguy412 July 15, 2023

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024