The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
Get the long distance goateemug. A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.
Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
by Jjadfi August 23, 2017
Get the Distance-brainmug. by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020
Get the Social Distance Warriormug. by The real alix August 3, 2023
Get the Distance Climbmug. Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022
Get the Long Distance Orgasmmug. When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
Get the Long Distance Pourmug. by T-rox June 20, 2023
Get the internipplary distancemug.