"Do you know that person with a Shiny Forehead?"
"You mean S****a?"
"Yeah she's a bitch"
"Yeah she is"
"You mean S****a?"
"Yeah she's a bitch"
"Yeah she is"
by hi samira April 1, 2023
Get the Shiny Foreheadmug. When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 3, 2022
Get the Tight and Shinymug. Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with shiny fingers?
You: Let me see your phone please.
Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.
You: Let me see your phone please.
Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.
by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021
Get the Shiny fingersmug. When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.
by IPA Nobleman December 20, 2020
Get the Gary's Shiny Dickmug. a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes
by msvehicularmanslaughter January 4, 2008
Get the shiny paintmug. 1. Something that reflects light in a way to make it shine.
2. A word that some use as in a way of "interesting"
2. A word that some use as in a way of "interesting"
Person 1: *PICKES UP ROCK* "damn this rock is shiny."
Person 2: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!! GIMMIE NOW OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR BALLS THEN SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE YOU SELFISH, GREEDY LITTLE PRICK. IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT SHINY ROCK TO ME RIGHT NOW, I WILL SEE TO TORTURE YOU IN SUCH A FASION YOU SHALL NEVER RECOVER. AND I WONT BE CAUGHT DOING SO. I'LL WATCH YOUR MENTAL STABILITY CRUMBLE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE. YOUR BODY WILL BE SCARRED WITH VARIOUS MARKING OF THE TORTURE YOU ENDURED-"
Person 1: "eH-?! whAt-?"
Person 2: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!! GIMMIE NOW OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR BALLS THEN SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE YOU SELFISH, GREEDY LITTLE PRICK. IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT SHINY ROCK TO ME RIGHT NOW, I WILL SEE TO TORTURE YOU IN SUCH A FASION YOU SHALL NEVER RECOVER. AND I WONT BE CAUGHT DOING SO. I'LL WATCH YOUR MENTAL STABILITY CRUMBLE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE. YOUR BODY WILL BE SCARRED WITH VARIOUS MARKING OF THE TORTURE YOU ENDURED-"
Person 1: "eH-?! whAt-?"
by SirDaddywise;] November 28, 2021
Get the Shinymug. by onehugeslag March 13, 2025
Get the shiny slagmug.