senseless riot shield beat down

when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.

Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD

TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!

by Mokhok April 4, 2010

Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.

Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!

by youalreadykno May 8, 2011

Facebook baby shield

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.

See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010

Bubble shield

When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it

My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield

by JDPeef December 20, 2022

Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.

“ Wait you like agents of shield “
“ yasssssssss “
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021

The Shields

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.

Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?

by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 23, 2011