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Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022
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plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.
Sarah has a plumber crack up her back
by Smrbitch1 February 18, 2017
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Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.
After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.
by Brack Friday November 4, 2015
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call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023
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red plumber

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
mugGet the red plumbermug.

The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.
Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."
by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025
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Lebanese Plumber

Lily gave Conner a lebanese plumber in the corner.
by mayb_c March 18, 2024
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